Little known fact about Tonto is he use to take white man on buffalo hunts. He was the best buffalo tracker and the white man payed him well.
One day Tonto was out with a group of white men in search of Buffalo. He got off his horse, which excited the men. He checked the breeze, smelled the air, and then slowly bent down to listen to the earth.
When he stood back up, in a calm voice he said, "buffalo come"
The white man responded, "well how do ya' know?"
To which Tonto replied, "hm! Face sticky."
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