Tommy wanted to get his mom s.......

Tommy wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for.

Passing a pet store he thought, "Hmm, a pet might be a good idea."
He walked in the pet store and asked the manager what might be a good idea...??

"How about a puppy?" "No," said Tommy. "It may poop around the house."

"A fish?" "No, her house is small, so I don’t think an aquarium will fit."

Tommy then spied a parrot and asked, "How about that parrot?" "Oh," said the manager, "That’s Chet. He’s very expensive." "Well," said Tommy, "It’s my mom let’s take a look."

The manager went to Chet, put a lighter under his left wing, and Chet started to sing "Jingle bells, jingle bells..."

Then the manager put a lighter under Chet’s right wig and it started to sing, "Dashing through the snow..."

"Wow!" said Tommy, "What else does he sing?"

The manager held the lighter under Chet’s crotch at which point Chet sang, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."


Merry Christmas!!
~Chet

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