Today my daughter, she is 7, made me look like an ass at the store...

She was throwing a fit and it started to annoy me. I saw another child that was acting good and said, "look at that girl over there; she isn't misbehaving"

And without missing a beat, she says, "maybe she has better parents"

We were in check out, and several people laughed

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