Old but Gold (Apologies if posted numerous times before)

Two adventurers are captured by a tribe. Their shaman says that they must find 100 fruits of the same kind for a challenge, or they shall be eaten. The adventurers set off and a few hours later the first one brings back 100 cherries. The shaman tells the man that if he can go through the process of having all of them shoved up his ass without making a noise, he'll be set free. After 98 cherries, the man bursts out in laughter. The shaman, almost sad that he didn't make it, asked why he started laughing so close to the end. The man points up at his approaching friend hauling 100 pineapples in a makeshift cart.

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