"I used to date Tiger Woods..."

This guy meets 'the perfect girl' but when he asks her to marry him, she reveals that she used to date Tiger Woods and it's in the past and shouldn't ever be a problem in the future. He's level headed, can see that Woods is handsome, famous etc. so he's okay with it and moves forward.

Some months later, they get hitched and on the wedding night, he 'seals the deal' in the honeymoon suite, then promptly rolls over to make a phone call.

The bride says: "What are you doing?"
He says: "I'm gonna call room service, for a sandwich."
"Well," she says quite matter-of-fact-ly, "Tiger Woods wouldn't have done that..."
He raises his voice a bit: "WTF would Tiger have done!"
"He'd have another round," she says playfully.

He goes for another round and is completely famished and well worn, so he reaches out for the phone mid shunt and she pulls him up about it again:

"Who are you calling?"
"Room service," he replies, "would you like some replenishment, too?"
"I used to date Tiger Woods and that's not something he'd do."
"I'm sure we agreed this wouldn't come up..."
She cuts his elevated tone short with a tease: "He'd go for another round."

Exiting round three, the guy is so finished, he pulls the phone to the bed and starts dialling directly from his sweat soaked pillow.

"Who are you calling, now" she coos.
"Tiger Woods." He pants. "I'm going to ask him what's the par for this hole".