I found out she was charging me more interest then her friends so I went to break up with her. She cried allot and begged for another chance, she offered me a 0% loan and I said “bitch you can’t buy my love”.
Then she swore that she would always protect me and keep me safe always and I said “bitch I don’t need your insurance”.
Then she begged and asked what it was I wanted and I said “I just want to be free to spread my wings and fly”. Then she offered me frequent flies miles with the top 3 airlines. I blinked and said “fuck you” and walked out.
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