GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)...

GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)
The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT


1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:


A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama


2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:


A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama


3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way.
If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:


A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama


4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama


5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's


6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff


JOG-MAFEE


7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Afrika
B. Compton
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama


8) What am da capita of California?
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton


ANALAMA-G'S


9) Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive's : Colt 45


10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki


NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN:
IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?


So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag below


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