Toast

There was a boy who wasn't developing very well in his "downstairs department".


So his mum took him to the doctor to get him examined and see if there was anything the doctor could do.


"Well there isn't much wrong" said the doctor, "but if you feed him lots of toast, it should soon rectify itself".


So the next day, the boy comes home from school and there is a massive pile of toast on the table, about 30 pieces high.


"Awwww mum, is that all for me?" said the boy.


"No, the top two slices are for you, the rest is for your dad!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Tantilazing and Curtis