A man begins work at a lumberjack camp that is miles from
nowhere. After a long day of hard work the lumberjacks all sat
down to eat dinner together. The new guy was startled to hear
monstrous farts coming from all directions. BOOOOM went one.
THRBLPPPFFFFF went another. Soon the new guy felt the urge to
let one out himself.
Amidst the loud sounds from all around him came his ppffhht. The
room got deathly quiet and everyone started looking around at
each other. The head lumberjack got up from his chair and got up
on the table. He pulled his axe out and pounded it into the
dinner table and said, "Down boys, the virgin is mine!"
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