Tits and boobs

A Girl was in her bed when she hears TITS AND BOOBS! TITS AND BOOBS! so she gets scared and runs into her parents room and asked to sleep with them.


Then she asked what tits and boobs are.


Her mom replys, "coats and hats dear."


The next day they are having company over and her farther is in the bathroom shaving. He cuts himself and yells, "SHIT!!!"


The girl asked "what does that mean?" and he replys, "shaving cream dear."


Her mother is downstairs cooking a turkey. She burns the turkey and yells, "FUCK!!!"


The girl asks her, "what does that mean?" and she says "cutting the turkey dear."


Then the guests arrive and the girl goes and answers the door and says, "Hi my parents are busy rite now. You can put your tits and boobs on the coat hanger. My dads putting shit on his face and my moms fucking the turkey."