Tiger Woods brings his alcohol up to the counter, and the clerk asks him for ID. Tiger tells the clerk he doesn't have any, but can't she tell he's Tiger Woods? The clerk says sure but I have to have some definite proof. So Tiger goes out to his car, grabs a pitching wedge, and brings it into this store. Tiger precedes to hit a ball 20 feet into a cup without even knocking it over. Clerk says 'Alright take your alcohol.'
Michael Jordan comes up and goes through the same issue with the clerk. He then proceeds to dribble a ball around the store without knocking anything over. Throwing it behind his back and through his legs. Clerk says 'Alright take your alcohol.'
Obama comes up, and like the other two he also forgot his ID. 'Well' the clerk says 'I'm sure there's something you could do to prove your the President.' Obama starts to say 'You know I am completely clueless to anyth...'Alright take your alcohol.'
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