A family was at the dinner table.
The son asked his Father: "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??
Surprised, the father answered:"Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs"
"In her 20's, a women's boobs are like Melons, round and firm."
"In her 30's to 40's, they are like Pears, still nice but hanging a bit."
"After 50, they are like Onions."
Son: "Onions??"
Father: "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This made his Wife and Daughter Mad, so the Daughter asked her Mom: "How many kinds of Penises are there?"
The Mother smiled and said,"Well dear, a man goes through 3 phases."
"In his 20's, his penis is like an Oak Tree, Mighty and Hard."
"In his 30's and 40's, it is like a Birch, Flexible but Reliable."
"After 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree."
Daughter: "Christmas Tree??"
Mom: "Yes, the Tree is Dead and the Balls are just For Decoration!!"
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