The poor man says to the rich man "so what did you get your wife for christmas?". And the rich man replies " I got her a sports car and a diamond ring." And the poor guy says "oh. what did you get her both for?" "Because if she doesnt like the ring she can drive it back to the shop in her sports car and she'll still be happy." the rich man replies. He then says to the poor man "so what did you get your wife?" the poor man replies, " I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich guy says " oh. what did you get her both for?" And the poor guy says " Because if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
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