Little Boy And His Train Set

There was a little boy playing in the living room with his electric train set that he got for Christmas while his mother was in the kitchen doing all the dishes. The mother heard the train stop and heard her son say “All you sons of a bitches that want to disembark get off the damn train, any of you bastards wanting to board, get on this damn thing cause we are fixing to take off”.
The mother immediately dropped what she was doing and ran in the living room, yanked her son up and said we don’t use that kind of language in this house. “Now go to your room and you can come out in two hours.”
The little boy went to his room and returned in two hours. He started playing with his train set again.. The mother heard the train stop and the little boy said, “I would like to thank those of you for traveling with us today and don’t forget your personal items as you leave the train. Those of you boarding the train, please store your carry ons in the overhead bins or store them under your seat. We will be leaving shortly”. The mother was just as proud as she could be. Then the little boy says: “And those of you that are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen”