Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growingin the woods. A small tree begins to grow in between them. The birch says to the beech, "Is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech." The beech says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker land on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker you are the tree expert can you tell me if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch." Th woodpecker takes a small taste of the tree and says, "It is neither, it is, however, the best pice of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."
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