...Become shipwrecked and found themselves on an abandoned island. They all start by immediately trying to build a shelter for the night when they were suddenly captured by a clan of pygmy cannibals. The head pygmy shaman stated to the 3 sailors that they had to go out and forage for 10 fruits or berries of the same kind or else they would kill them and eat them. Hastily the 3 men set out to find they shaman his fruits and berries. The first sailor shows back up with 10 apples. The shaman explains to him that he must insert all of them into his rectum without a single facial expression or else he would be killed and eaten. He gets the first one up there nice and slow but winces in pain on the second one so they kill him and eat him. The second sailor shows up with 10 blueberries. The shaman explained to the sailor what he must do. The sailor starts popping those berries up his ass like it was nothing. On the 9th berry he burst out into laughter so they killed him and ate him. Waiting in front of the pearly gates the first sailor sees the second one appear in front of him and asks, "AYEE! YOU WERE ALMOST FINISHED WHY DID YOU LAUGH!?" To which the second sailor replies, "I was nearly done but i saw the last guy coming back with pineapples."
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