A woman in her late 20's had been in a coma for three months after becoming ill. The floor nurse was doing her daily sponge bath when she noticed that the patient began to bite her bottom lip as she got closer to her vagina.
Baffled by this the nurse immediately notified the doctor. The doctor entered the room and confirmed the nurse's story. The doctor immediately called the patients husband and requested that he come to the hospital.
When the husband arrived the doctor began to explain what happened. The doctor told him that his suggestion may be a little unorthodox, but he believed that he knew a way to wake the wife from her coma. The husband was instructed to have oral sex with his wife in an attempt to wake her.
Believing that he had nothing to lose the husband entered the room. After five minutes the nurse and doctor heard a flat line coming from the patients room. They rushed inside to find the husband on the floor crying.
Confused by the outcome the doctor asked the husband what happened. He looked up with tears in his eyes and stated "I guess she choked on it".
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