and he is good at his job and loves it, but it does not get paid well. Eventually, him not having money leads him down a dark path of prostitution, drug use and murder. He is caught for his horrible acts and is sentenced to death. On death row they ask him what he want's his last meal to be and he responds "a green banana". The prison looks everywhere for a green banana but it is not green banana season and they have to postpone his execution for many months. Finally he gets his green banana and eats it. "I am ready". They wet the sponge, put the helmet on his head and strap him to the electric chair. They flip the switch and all the lights flash and sparks shoot out. The lights come back on and he is sitting there perfectly fine. They check everything and try it again, only to see the same thing happen. The switch flipper then goes up to him and asks him why this wasn't working and what was with the green banana. "Nothing, I'm just a poor conductor."
^(That was the short version of the joke...)
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