A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student
nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a
close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely ......
Are - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b
a c k?
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