Every time it reaches one of the river banks it drops eight inches. A fish in the river sees the fly and thinks to himself, "when that fly gets low enough I'm going to jump up and get that fly". A bear sees the fish and thinks to himself, "when that fish jumps up to catch that fly, I'm going to go catch that fish". A hunter hiding in the bushes next to the lake sees the bear and thinks to himself, "when that bear goes to catch that fish, I'm going to shoot that bear". Now this hunter had a cheese sandwich in his back pocket, and a mouse sees this cheese sandwich and thinks to himself, "when that hunter shoots that bear, that cheese sandwich will fall out of his pocket and I'm going to go get it". A cat sees the mouse and thinks to himself, "when that mouse goes after that cheese sandwich, I'm going to go catch that mouse". Well the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes after the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the cheese sandwich falls, the mouse goes after the cheese sandwich, the cat jumps at the mouse but misses and falls into the river!
The moral of the story is, when flys drop eight inches pussy gets wet.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.