Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring. As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet. As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go f*ck herself!
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