A middle aged man is getting a physical and the doctor asks him if he has any health concerns. The man says, well, there is one thing on my mind. When I was 20 years old, with both hands I could not bend my penis when it was hard. When I was 30 years old, I could bend it a little bit with both hands. I just turned forty and I noticed that now I can bend my erect penis with one hand. What I want to know is, how much stronger am I going to get?
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