...and are taken to the Chief. The Chief says, "I will set you free if you can bring me an offering of a fruit of your choice. Take your time roaming the forest, but be warned that you will be tracked - make any attempt to escape and you will be killed on the spot."
The three men set off, in different directions.
About an hour or so later, the first guy returns, huffing and puffing. The Chief asks, "So then, let's see what you've brought me." The man shows him a few guavas he's plucked.
"Ah,"says the Chief," guavas. Good. Here's the deal: stick each of these fruits up your ass -without flinching, crying, or with any expression on your face, and you shall be set free."
The man is shocked, and exclaims,"That is physically impossible!." So the Chief kills him on the spot, and his body is dragged away.
A few hours pass. The second guy returns, and is taken to the Chief. "So; let's see what you've brought me", says the Chief. The man opens his clasped hands and reveals a handful of tiny berries. "Berries, very well. Now shove each of these fruits up your ass while maintaining an expressionless face, and I give you my word: you shall be set free."
The man is taken aback and starts panicking, but regains his composure. As instructed, he starts shoving the berries up his anus, one by one, never flinching. As he's shoving the next to last berry up, however, he bursts out laughing, and is killed on the spot.
The two dead guys meet up in heaven. Says the first guy to the second, "Dude, what the hell?! You were so nearly done, why did you mess it up?"
To which the second guy says," I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy returning with fucking pineapples."
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