The grim reaper says to the three men, "I will spare your lives if you can each collect 12 pieces of fruit for me." All three men go their separate ways, and a few minutes later guy 1 comes back with 12 oranges.
The grim reaper says "before I can spare your life, you must complete one final task: you must shove all 12 pieces of fruit into your ass without displaying any emotion."
Guy 1 manages to get three oranges in before giving up. The reaper beheads him.
A few minutes later guy 2 comes back with 12 blueberries, and the reaper offers him the same deal. He manages to cram in 11 blueberries before bursting out laughing. The reaper beheads him.
In the afterlife, guy 1 asks guy 2 "what happened man? you were so close."
"I saw guy 3 coming back with pineapples."
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