... during the show the clowns are doing their thing - getting lots of people in a little car, squirting each other from their flowers - when one of the clowns sees the master of quick wit and snappy repartee (from here on known as "the M of QW and SR") sitting in the front of the audience.
"So" the clowns says to the M of QW and SR "are you the front end of an ass?"
"No" replies the M of QW and SR
"Well are you the rear end of an ass?" asks the clown
"No" replies the M of QW and SR
"Then I submit to you that you are no end of an ass" says the clown
The crowd all start laughing so much that they are holding their sides and have tears running down their faces but go silent as the M of QW and SR stands up and says to the clown:
"Fuck off you red nosed bastard"
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