A man walks into a pet store and sees a $3000 parrot...
"Wow, that's expensive", the man says to the clerk. The clerk responds that this particular parrot is very talented. "How so?", questioned the man.
"Well, if you pull on his right leg", he'll sing The Star Spangled Banner. So the man pulls the right leg and the parrot belted out the first few lines of the anthem.
"And if you pull on the left leg he'll recite the first line of Moby Dick". So the man pulls the left leg and the bird says clear as day "Call me Ishmael"
Impressive, thought the man. "What happens when I pull both legs"?
To which the parrot replied "I'll fall on my ass you prick"
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