A redneck decides to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses.

The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!"

The redneck says, "no my gun went off by itself!"

The bear does not believe him and says,
"Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."

So after the bear is done with the redneck, the redneck says, "fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again. But he misses for a second time.

The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"

And the redneck says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again".

The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick."

So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad and fires a third time. But again he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says,

" You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"