Three men and a Wizard are on a plane, and the engines start to fail.
The men begin to panic and the Wizard tells them, "If you jump out of the plane, and yell something, you'll turn into it." The men, a little sketched out, decide to try it.
The first man jumps out, and yells, "EAGLE!"
The man turned into an eagle.
The second man jumps out, and yells, "PIGEON!"
The man turned into a pigeon.
The third man gets a running start and trips out of the plane yelling "OH SHIT!"
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