He didn't know what they were but he felt he was supposed to know and so he thought he would bother the doctor by asking. So he gets home and asks his wife. She didn't know either.
"Why don't you call the doctor and ask?", she says.
"Oh, I don't want to bother him."
"Go on, he's a doctor, he won't mind."
Embarrassed, he goes to the other room to call and returns.
"He told me to insert them in my rectum, what's that supposed to mean?"
"Why didn't you ask?", says the wife.
"Oh, I didn't want to upset him."
"Go on, ask him again." Says the wife.
More embarrassed yet, he calls him again and comes back.
"He told me to apply them directly in my anus. I have no idea what his talking about".
"Go on, ask him again. It's a medical question, he'd want to help you."
"Oh, I don't know."
"Go on."
So he calls again and comes back.
"I told you he'll get upset! He told me to stick them up my ass!"
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