One day, 3man gt shipwrecked and was stranded on an island filled with native cannibal tribes man.
The chief tribes man told the 3man. If they each gather 10of one type of fruit within one hour and all of the 10fruit they gathered gets stuck up their asshole without a single moan or sound. They are free to go. A single moan or sound is heard and their heads will be chop. Their body will be eaten.
So the first man he got apples.
The first apple went in.. No sound..
Second..
Third...
Fourth and he lets out a soft moan.
His heads get chopped off and body barbequed.
The second guy he got grapes.
First grape went in.. Silence..
Second..
Third..
Fourth..
Fifth..
Sixth..
Seventh..
Eighth..
Nineth.. Suddenly he bursts out laughing!
His head gets chopped off and body barbequed.
The first guy was in heaven and he saw the second guy.
First guy: why did you burst out laughing?! You could have survived.
Second guy: HAHAHA THE THIRD GUY HE BOUGHT DURIANS!
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