The Aussies notice that the Kiwis only bought 1 train ticket between the three of them.
"How exactly do you three plan on travelling with one ticket?" one asked.
"None of your business, mate" said one of the Kiwis.
Skeptical, the Aussies watched them as they boarded the train, to see the three of them walk into the toilet and shut the door.
The ticket collector came into the carriage and seeing the closed bathroom door, started knocking impatiently.
Out came a single hand holding the ticket. The Aussies watched, impressed, as he continued into the next carriage.
The very next morning, the three kiwi's noticed the Aussies had arrived first, and stood on the edge of the platform eagerly, with just one ticket.
"Thanks for the trick, mate!" sneered one of them.
"Happy to help mate! We thought of a new trick, we're going to get to work without even buying one ticket!"
The Aussies shook their heads in dismissal, hopped on the train, and immediately rushed into the toilet.
"Well, what are we going to do now" asked one of the other Kiwi's,
"Don't worry, just follow me" said the one who had spoken to the Aussies
He strolled on to the train, walked over to the closed bathroom door and started knocking.
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