"There are three birds on a wire," the female teacher says, "and one gets shot down. how many are left?"
"None," says Johnny.
"Why do you say that Johnny?"
"Because the gunshot would scare the others away."
"Well. the correct answer is two, but I like the way you think, Johnny."
"I've got one for you teacher. There are three ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. The first one licks her cone, the second one nibbles it and the third one sucks it. Which one do you think is married?"
"The one who sucks it?"
"No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
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