Three guys are stuck in a desert

. . . When they come upon a house in the desert. They go up to the door and knock on it, and are greeted by a disgustingly ugly old woman. They ask her if she can help them leave the desert, to which she replies "Yes, I'll give you my jeep in the back, but only if you have sex with me". The first man, being brave, says "OK, I'll go have sex with you", but when she gets naked, the man is so disgusted by her that he runs out of the house and back to the other two guys. The next guy says that he will go and do it, so he goes up to her and says that he will have sex with her, but he too, runs away when she takes her clothes off. So the last man, in desperation, goes in to do the deed. But when he enters, he notices three cobs of corn on the kitchen table. So he tells the woman to lay on the table and close her eyes and never open them. He proceeds to fuck her with the corn on the cob and when she finishes, he throws the corn out the window. The woman, extremely happy, says that if he has sex with her again, that she will give him a million dollars. So he proceeds to fuck her with the second ear of corn. When she finishes again, he throws the corn out the window again. The woman then says that if he does it one last time, that she will give him the deed to a house in the Bahamas. So he uses the last ear of corn to fuck her again, and when she finishes he throws the corn out the window. The woman says that the keys to the jeep are in the ignition, and the deed and the money are in the back seat. The man runs out the door and tells the guys where the stuff is. Then the first guy says to him "I don't know about you man, but we just had the best three pieces of buttered corn in the whole world!"