Immediately the factory manager slams the door shut and apologises profusely to his boss.
"Fire him!" screams the boss.
"Well, actually he is six months into designing some software that we've paid six hundred thousand pounds for, and he'll be finished in another month." retorts the factory manager.
"Fire her then!" shreaks the boss yet again.
The factory manager hesistates once more.
"Actually, she's the only employee who knows how to operate one of our machines and has not finished teaching our other employees."
The boss looks around in disbelief. "Well.. Get rid of the fucking desk then!"
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