A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says,
"This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for 300.00 as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays 300.00 on the bar, and says slowly, "Paint…my….house."
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