At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.

The other is getting oral sex from an 90-year-old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?

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