A virgin is having sex for the first time. The woman he likes agreed so they went into the bedroom to have sex. The virgin was very nervous because he doesn't know how to get started. The woman said to the virgin "It's okay, I'll show you what to do." So the woman lays down on her back, pulling the virgin on top of her and reaches under her and guides his penis to her vagina. The virgin penetrates her deep and starts to hump away. Both were really into it. As the virgin was humping the woman like there's no tomorrow, he abruptly stopped. Not moving a single muscle as if he's frozen for about a minute but he's still inside the woman. The woman asks the virgin if everything is alright. He replied "yes everything's fine, I just always wanted to try this sex move I see in a lot of porn videos. I believe it's called buffering.
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