He has a tendency to drink a bit too much. One evening he comes into the kitchen where his wife is with a duck under his arm and says "So, this is the pig I've been fucking.", wife rolls her eyes and says "You dumbass, that's a duck!" to which he replies "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you!".
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