The first one says, "You know, at this place, when you buy one drink, you get the next one free."
The second one says, "My favorite bar is better. You buy the first drink, and you get the next *two* for free."
"I know that place too, but I know a better bar," says the third friend. "There, you buy the first drink, get the next one free, get another one for free, then they take you upstairs and you have sex for free!"
They look at the guy and ask, "Whoa are you serious?" He says, "Yeah, of course, why would I lie?"
"Did that happen to you?"
"No, but it happens to my sister all the time."
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