Spending His Last Days

How Bill Clinton is spending his last days in office...
�Bitch Slapping Al Gore every time he blabs about restoring "dignity" and
"integrity�.
�Showing George W. Bush around the White House and introducing him to his new
employees.
�Getting drunk and then bragging how he convinced America that oral sex didn't
count as sex.
�Planting hidden web cams throughout White House for his new 24-hour reality
website.
�Apartment hunting in NYC just in case Hillary isn't joking about "getting her
groove back�.
�Surfing EBAY in attempt to get Lewinsky's stained dress back.
�Helping Hillary on her campaign so he'll get the new house all to himself and
make up for all those lost bong hits.
�At George W. Bush's request: cleaning the stains under his desk.