Long ago in the late 1800s there was a massive international dog convention and every dog in the world was invited to discuss all things dog. However the only stipulation was that they leave their asshole at the door.
During the convention a strong gale rolled in and all the assholes were blown away to parts unknown. So it became the single priority for every dog to tirelessly search for their own asshole.
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