The leader of the cannibals approaches them and says ''I'll give you a challenge, if you complete it, we won't eat you, you agree?'', to which the explorers happily accept.
The chief says ''This is the challenge, you must choose a random fruit that grows around here, and shove a 100 of them up your ass, if you can manage to get them all without them falling you'll survive''.
The first explorer stands up and chooses nuts. He begins putting them in and counting. However, by the time he gets to 40, he can't handle the pain and craps the out. He gets dragged by the cannibals and the other 2 hear him scream.
The second explorer chooses berries, and calmly begins to shove them up his butt. He gets to 98 berries when he start to laugh like a madman, causing all the berries to come out. The chief, confused, approaches him and asks ''What happened? You had almost won!'', to which the second explorer replied:
''I'm sorry, but I'm a botanist and I just remembered the only 3 fruits that grow in this kind of island are nuts, berries and pineapples.''
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