Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water... One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's Restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With the little energy they had left, they dragged themselves across the clearing and looked up to see the following menu: Par boiled Priest $12.00 Roast Lion Hunter $14.00 Steamed Politician $198.50 They struggled into the establishment, dragged themselves to a table, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered, one of the explorers asked the waiter, Can you help me understand your menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the third item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that? Are you kidding? replied the waiter. Did you ever try to CLEAN one of those suckers?
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