While waiting for their dinner pot of beans to heat up, the first cowboy, a young upstart still looking to make a name for himself, decides to test his mettle against the others. He says, "Why, I bet I'm the manliest of the three of us, and I've a tale to prove it! Just last week while walking my new mustang through the bush a rattlesnake snapped out and took me in the ankle! I kicked it off, squatted down, and sucked that venom right out in two hard pulls, and here I am today none the worse for it!"
The second cowboy, a few years older and wiser, decides to play along. "Oh, that's nothing," he says. "Do you remember that wild bull that had been ravaging all the wildstock between here and New Mexico? Big as a grizzly, horns as long as your leg there, and meaner than old Wyatt Earp himself on a good day! Well, I went out there and wrangled it up with the finest lassoing I've ever made, brought it down and knotted it up good. M' folks back home have been feasting fine on jerky ever since!"
The third cowboy, the oldest of the three with gray in his beard, simply kept his silence, stirring the coals with his penis.
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