"Good morning class my name is Miss Prussy, like a pussy cat but with a R." She is nervous at first but the kids love her and she breezes through the day without a hitch.
A couple of months later she is reassigned to sub for the same class. When she gets all the kids settled she asks if any of the children remember her name. All the kids sit and silence except for Little Johnny sitting in the back waving his hands back and forth. Miss Prussy calls on Johnny who proudly stands up and exclaims "I remember you, you're Miss Crunt."
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