Three Boys And Bill Clinton

One day three boys found a man lying face forward on the beach.
The boys pocked him and rolled him over. The boys asked what
happend and he said that he fell out of an airplane and the boys
had rescued him. So bill said he would give each of them one
thing they wanted. The first boy said he wanted to go to the
white house and bill said done come over tonight. The second
boy said he wanted a bike. Bill said done it will be there in a
week. The third boy said i want a wheel chair with a t.v and
nintendo. And bill said ok. but why do you want that? Then the
boy said because i will need it after I tell my dad I saved your
sorry ass!!!