Three adventures

Three adventures venture into the depths of the amazon jungle. After days in the jungle, they get caught by a cannibal tribe and are brought to the village. Bound and beaten, they are approached by the tribes shaman. The shaman explains to them that: “we believe that we can’t eat bodies of creatures with strong spirit. If you complete our challenge, you are free to go and no one will harm you. The rules are simple, take a basket, fill it with one sort of fruits and come back to me, then I’ll explain you the second part”. So the three adventures took the baskets, went into the jungle and after a while the first one returns with a basket full of mangos. The shaman looks at him and the basket and speaks up: “ The second part of the challenge is, … if you manage to stick everything you have in your basket up your ass without showing any kind of emotion, you are free to go”. One mango ,, plumb. Second mango … oh that pain, the man screams and chop, is head falls to the ground severed from his body. The second man comes with a basket full of the smallest berries you ever saw. The shaman explains him the rules, and the man starts ditching the berries up his ass, … one, two … twenty. As there were only two berries left in the basket when the man starts laughing like a mad man. The shaman is surprised, but it’s an emotion and the rules are clear … head off.
The two dead men meet outside the heaven’s gate and the first one can’t comprehend his second friends laughter, and confused asks him why would he burst out in laughter so close to freedom. The second one, taking a deep breath but still in chuckle. .. I just couldn’t .. when I saw John coming back with a basket full of pineapples.
Badum Tss. (sorry for the grammar).