He picks up the phone and says hello. The man over the phone then asks "is this General Johnson I'm talking to?". General asks him "what's the matter, is this something important?". "Not really, if I was speaking to the general now, that dumb idiot probably wouldn't understand". "Why do you think he's dumb?" asks Johnson. "Well you know he is the one responsible for most of our base, so he often gives us stupid tasks only an idiot could come up with. He also has that old broken car that he drives slower than a turtle walks and it takes him an eternity to finally come by". After hearing that general gets a little mad and asks the man over the phone:"excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?". "No, who is it?". "This is General Johnson, and I am very disappointed". "Excuse me, but do you know who you're talking to?". "No I don't" replies the general. "Well goodbye then stupid asshole Johnson!".
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