Superman was bored one night so he headed over to Spiderman's place "Hey Spidey, how about going out for a burger and a beer?" Spiderman shook his head "Sorry Soop, can't do it. My web slingers are all gunked up and if I don't fix them now there'll be no crime fighting for me tomorrow". Disappointed, he dashed over to Batman's cave, "Hey Batman, how about heading out for a burger and a beer?" Batman had grease all over his hands "Sorry Soop, no can do. The bat mobile is broken down and if I don't fix 'er up now there's no crime fighting for me." Superman was running out of options. Finally he thought of Wonder Woman, as he approached her penthouse apartment he saw her window was open as she was laying on her bed as naked as the day she was born. "Wow", thought superman. "It's been a long time since I've had any lovin' and you know, with my super speed I'll bet I could be in and out of there before she even knew what hit her!" With no time to waste he flew in through her window and gave her a good high speed shagging and was right back out in a flash. Wonder Woman sat up in her bed "What the hell was that?" The invisible man rolled off her "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"
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