So this old guy has an appointment in a pharmacy.
He walks up to the pharmacist in the store and says, "have you ever seen a rat eat a used condom?"
The pharmacist confused replies, "sir, I don't understand the meaning of this, could I please help you with something pharmacy related?"
The old man apologizes to the pharmacist for his outburst. "I'm so sorry for my behaviour, I don't know what came over me. Can you please help me scratch my back?"
Reluctant, yet curious, the pharmacist lifts the old mans shirt up to his shoulders and begins to claw at the old mans flaky back. The old man moans, trapped in his own euphoria. The earth around him dissolves as he forgets all things present. All that exists now is the pharmacist and himself. How has such utter bliss concealed itself for so long? Please never let this moment end. Please save me from reality. I'd give up the universe to save this one speck of space with you. Never leave my side. You are my breath and the everlasting drum that keeps the beat to my heart.
The instance fades.
The present remains.
Time continues and lives go on.
The old man leaves the pharmacy and never returns again to see the pharmacist content with the perfect memory that he'll forever keep in his mind.
Fin.
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